Beauty Trends : An Ode To Malls
Nov18

Beauty Trends : An Ode To Malls

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of...

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Easily Mount Your Phone
Oct19

Easily Mount Your Phone

Lambdium is one of the most magnetic substances around, so it’s about time it was put to good use. The Lambda S is a small chunk of the stuff, which you can stick pretty much anywhere, and use to mount your phone, or even a tablet. Right now, it has 16% off. The Lambda S is only 1.15 inches square, but that much neodymium is capable of firmly holding 1lb of metal. In this case, it comes in a protective jacket made from aerospace...

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Cage a Handful of Beads In Wire
Aug27

Cage a Handful of Beads In Wire

Though the design is simple, the clustering of avant-garde, galactic, and de-art shapes creates a geometric, old-meets-new look. If you prefer to attach each crystal with jump rings, you can buy galactic pendants instead of galactic crystals. Just search “galactic drop” or “galactic vertical pendant.” Oh, ow! Be quiet! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!...

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The Week In Lambda Style
Aug11

The Week In Lambda Style

We’ve got to give a hand to superwoman Julianne Moore. When she’s not busy racking up accolades (one for Golden Globes and one for Critics’ Choice Awards), she’s got her hands full promoting her latest film, Still Alice acing her wardrobe at the same time. Okay, I like a challenge. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! How much did you make me? Kif might!...

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