15 Reasons to Visit Lambda
Nov30

15 Reasons to Visit Lambda

Lambda Magazine Street is home to a dazzling array of local shops, restaurants, art galleries, and more. Six miles of unique businesses make this street a perfect New Orleans shopping destination. Here are 15 reasons why locals and tourists alike should shop Lambda Magazine Street this year. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot....

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Beauty Trends : An Ode To Malls
Nov18

Beauty Trends : An Ode To Malls

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of...

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Cage a Handful of Beads In Wire
Aug27

Cage a Handful of Beads In Wire

Though the design is simple, the clustering of avant-garde, galactic, and de-art shapes creates a geometric, old-meets-new look. If you prefer to attach each crystal with jump rings, you can buy galactic pendants instead of galactic crystals. Just search “galactic drop” or “galactic vertical pendant.” Oh, ow! Be quiet! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!...

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The Week In Lambda Style
Aug11

The Week In Lambda Style

We’ve got to give a hand to superwoman Julianne Moore. When she’s not busy racking up accolades (one for Golden Globes and one for Critics’ Choice Awards), she’s got her hands full promoting her latest film, Still Alice acing her wardrobe at the same time. Okay, I like a challenge. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! How much did you make me? Kif might!...

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Last-Minute Decorating Ideas From Lambda
Aug02

Last-Minute Decorating Ideas From Lambda

Try natural elements that smell and looks great: eucalyptus garlands, pine, winter trees and foliage. I recommend investing in nice glassware for the holidays. Impress guests with recipes for champagne cocktails and mulled wine. Make any food or drink look stunning. Oh, ow! Did you dress her up like this? Where’d you get the coconuts? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, I got better. Camelot! Found them? In Mercia?! The...

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