It’s Not Wine, It’s Not Beer, It’s Lambda
Oct29

It’s Not Wine, It’s Not Beer, It’s Lambda

Flavored spirits have been stealing market share for years, growing 10 times faster than total spirits, as beer sales continue to decline. The result: a distinctly new category of alcoholic beverage that gives the non-beer or spirit drinker a wide range of flavored alcoholic beverages that appeal to a variety of tastes. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. This is...

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Pairing Beans with Brewers
Oct21

Pairing Beans with Brewers

I care deeply for nature. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s a fez. I wear a...

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