Feel-Good Food
Jan22

Feel-Good Food

This spicy-hot root does plenty for an efficiently-functioning digestive system, thanks to anti-inflammatory phytonutrients known as gingerols that work to alleviate a distressed tract. According to ayurvedic medicine tradition, ginger is a potent healer in all stages of the digestion process. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! Oh, everything looks bad if you...

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The Sweet Lure Of Chocolate
Dec15

The Sweet Lure Of Chocolate

Chocolate. There are few foods that people feel as passionate about — a passion that goes beyond a love for the “sweetness” of most candies or desserts: after all, few people crave caramel, whipped cream, or bubble gum. For the true chocoholic, just thinking about chocolate can evoke a pleasurable response. When the Spanish first brought chocolate back to Europe, it was still being served as a beverage, but soon went...

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Feed Your Skin
Dec09

Feed Your Skin

Indulging in savory fruits and vegetables and warm, spicy baked goods is one of the season’s great pleasures. But did you know that this cornucopia also can benefit your beauty routine? In fact, the very ingredients that are hallmarks of your holiday meals are extremely effective skin remedies. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According...

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15 Reasons to Visit Lambda
Nov30

15 Reasons to Visit Lambda

Lambda Magazine Street is home to a dazzling array of local shops, restaurants, art galleries, and more. Six miles of unique businesses make this street a perfect New Orleans shopping destination. Here are 15 reasons why locals and tourists alike should shop Lambda Magazine Street this year. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot....

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Infographic –  Social Media Addiction
Nov29

Infographic – Social Media Addiction

…Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Where’d you get the coconuts? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! It’s only a model. Oh, ow! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Western Europe is deeply...

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Telling Stories in 3 Dimensions: Art Today
Nov21

Telling Stories in 3 Dimensions: Art Today

Occasionally the desire for verisimilitude leads the artist in extreme directions: because the Irish maid in the “Amber” project was diagnosed with hysterical blindness, Häussler blindfolded herself to create some of the objects in the installation. Long before the recent movie Twelve Years a Slave earned high praise for dispensing with the Hollywood stereotypes of lovable masters and cheerful field hands, Kara Walker’s videos,...

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Beauty Trends : An Ode To Malls
Nov18

Beauty Trends : An Ode To Malls

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of...

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Review of The Dear Ate Your Salad
Nov10

Review of The Dear Ate Your Salad

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Makes me a … scientist....

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It’s Not Wine, It’s Not Beer, It’s Lambda
Oct29

It’s Not Wine, It’s Not Beer, It’s Lambda

Flavored spirits have been stealing market share for years, growing 10 times faster than total spirits, as beer sales continue to decline. The result: a distinctly new category of alcoholic beverage that gives the non-beer or spirit drinker a wide range of flavored alcoholic beverages that appeal to a variety of tastes. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. This is...

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Pairing Beans with Brewers
Oct21

Pairing Beans with Brewers

I care deeply for nature. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s a fez. I wear a...

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Cage a Handful of Beads In Wire
Aug27

Cage a Handful of Beads In Wire

Though the design is simple, the clustering of avant-garde, galactic, and de-art shapes creates a geometric, old-meets-new look. If you prefer to attach each crystal with jump rings, you can buy galactic pendants instead of galactic crystals. Just search “galactic drop” or “galactic vertical pendant.” Oh, ow! Be quiet! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!...

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The Week In Lambda Style
Aug11

The Week In Lambda Style

We’ve got to give a hand to superwoman Julianne Moore. When she’s not busy racking up accolades (one for Golden Globes and one for Critics’ Choice Awards), she’s got her hands full promoting her latest film, Still Alice acing her wardrobe at the same time. Okay, I like a challenge. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! How much did you make me? Kif might!...

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